Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

Baking the Crib

Playing a friendly game of cribbage after smoking weed.

Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?" "Yeah man, I'm baking the crib with some friends.

by HighGinger July 28, 2011

barkin outside

It's extremely hot outside. Used in the northeast of the United States of America mainly used by outside workers; construction workers, etc.

Man o man it's barkin outside. I am dripping sweat.

by Clubgirlygirl January 12, 2016

Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

by BakedSquash September 16, 2016

bockin

The most handsomest man in the world, very attractive, a jock, and has huge muscles, gets all the pussy, and all men wish they were just as cool as him but all men know they will never be as good as a bockin

Man 1: Holy fuck look, it's nick bockin
Man 2: look at those muscles and that handsome face
Man 1: I would die to get as much pussy as he does
Man 2: same

by Detective frank June 10, 2017

baking my face

The act of putting tranludient powder on refering to make up

" babe hurt up we need to go "

" hold on im baking my face "

by Alexandrea June 23, 2017

Buckin Futts

A family friendly curse words that could scare your parents. Fuckin butts but different

"Buckin Futts"
" what happened"
"i missed an epic 360 no scope in fortnite"

by Daddiboi27 December 18, 2018