The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.
Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
by Thesigmamale April 22, 2022
Get the Corey’s assholemug. by jmilla1818 February 26, 2009
Get the Cubi-Assholemug. A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.
“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Adele’s Assholemug. by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016
Get the sloppy assholemug. Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!
by 4somefun December 12, 2014
Get the asshole tintmug. when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021
Get the asshole weedmug. When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.
by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021
Get the asshole teethmug.