The chilly place up north with the cheap drugs, nasty women, good local beer, 36 Crazyfists, and the highest meth, cocaine, weed and alcohol usage rate in the entire continent, no shit. All underage.
"Want to go to Alaska this summer?"
"Hell no, unless you want to get some kick-ass weed, cuz there's nothing else to do."
"Hell no, unless you want to get some kick-ass weed, cuz there's nothing else to do."
by Silver Surfer April 28, 2006
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by Mackinze July 30, 2006
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This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women.
Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.
by Robot2008 January 5, 2009
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Get the Alaskan Anal mug.Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
by Princess Runnin Fast Goin Slow October 10, 2013
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