July 1

the day where the most sexiest girls alive were born. but if your a guy then it doesn’t really matter .

That peng ting wiv dat fat back over dere musta been born on july 1 styllll!

by leeksarebad November 9, 2019

1/998001

this equals: 0.001002003004005006007008009010011012013014015016017018019020021022023024025026027028029...658659660661662663664665666667668669670671672673674675676677678679...996997999000001002003004005006007...
loops after "999"

We'll need exactly 1/998001 coffins to launch a hamster ball to a phoenix nest in a thumbnigonoid 7913468255555555.5googolplex*10^googolplex exaparsecs away. (whew)

by ichee the demongod March 25, 2019

halo 1

the way noobs say Halo: combat evolved

Noob: "Halo 1 was the best."

Normal Person: "It's called Halo: combat evolved you fucking noob, you have no respect for the classics."

by Bforte40 May 20, 2010

1:11

Serene imagery (Typically on a digital clock). Peaceful and pleasing to look at, emitting a sense of calm.

My clock said 1:11 and all felt right in the world.

You mean 11:11, right?
No.

by Homeful April 18, 2020

formula 1

its a better sport than football by a mile.

me: football matches are so boring theirs barely any action in some of them! in formula 1 theirs always overtakes and politics and loads more its so good.

by yourmum5115152 November 19, 2021

1% milk

The lord an savior Jesus H. Christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white shit, like yourself. Drink 1%, or else Satan will eat your children. God will hate you if you drink different milk. Rejoice

Friend: 1% milk gives me life.

Me: Fucking carry my children.

by sm00shr December 20, 2014

Dec 1

it’s lex’s birthday 😇

dec 1st.. it’s lex’s birthday!

by Shejsdjjdd December 1, 2020