Skip to main content

Pony Pounder

A biological Man, from Kitimat, who takes part in vaginal/anal intercourse with a variety of different horse breeds and sizes.
I walked In on Mark F fucking the shit out of small horse. I don't understand why they think it's a good idea to become a Pony Pounder. Must be from Kitimat.
by HORSEFUCKERSPECIALIST October 25, 2025
mugGet the Pony Poundermug.

pony

Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.

Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017
mugGet the ponymug.

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
mugGet the Upside Down Pony Polemug.

pony

"Phil I want a pony for Christmas."
"I don't care about that, we're gonna die."
by maya yuh June 4, 2021
mugGet the ponymug.

princess pony

Long hair that is half up and half down.
Look at that girl over there with the princess pony, she looks like a real life princess.
by Vanbridg October 12, 2017
mugGet the princess ponymug.

pony-boobs

The boobs of a pony
Damn, those some fine pony-boobs
by BeamMeUpScotty! October 28, 2015
mugGet the pony-boobsmug.

Ponis

Large and much girth pony
Your ponis made me churn and juice a little .
by Bigponis July 18, 2021
mugGet the Ponismug.

Share this definition