One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.
Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.
Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
by PolleN112 June 2, 2022
Get the Panda Keepermug. (adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"
A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
by graascoat December 13, 2010
Get the Panda skinmug. The most retarded animal that ever walked this earth. Due to its size it should eat things like a horse made of chocolate and whey powder, but instead it decides to eat the least nutritious food that exists: bamboo. Because of this low nutrition a panda needs to eat around 500 stems each day which takes up all the time they spend being awake. The rest of the time they sleep.
They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection
They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity
I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection
They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity
I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
by Binque May 27, 2014
Get the Pandamug. morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.
I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion
by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011
Get the KUNGFOO PANDAmug. Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010
Get the Vanilla Panda.mug. Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
Get the Coon pandamug. A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007
Get the Hobo Panda Bearmug.