keep train

1) One of the easier and more reliable methods of transportation around the mean streets of Bespin
2) A suggestion generally offered by a pro to a noob shortly after tossing them into a bottomless pit of despair

eRim* was thrown to his doom by ducky
ducky: LOOOL KEEP TRAIN NOOB
eRim*: k thats it
eRim* disconnected

by mr. 10 0 December 24, 2009

Model Trains

The world's greatest hobby

You are never too old to play with model trains.

by Porque Me Buscan December 7, 2022

brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.

Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.

by thisisnuts January 27, 2013

Vagel train

The vape bagel train. A group of bros go to a bagel place and line their bagels to mouth height. A person hits the vape into the bagel holes and it passes through the holes into the other bro’s mouth. He hits his bro’s hit and blows it back, forming the ultimate bond of manhood. Immediately after the act, both bros and all witnessing bros must say “no homo” then eat the bagels.

Let’s go to the Bagelry and hit a vagel train!

Bro! That was a sick vagel train, no homo though.

by SSM.69 November 2, 2018

human train

When a line of males have their dicks in the next persons ass

Yooo we did the human train last night it was so good

by Johnhandcockrubcumcake April 6, 2022

Smokin trains

When you enjoy a quick act of inhaling the smoke from a train, get high, and fall of the train without anyone knowing you were gone.

I wonder where Bob is...Oh wait he was probally smokin trains.

by Black Thingy January 11, 2012

Train-damage

The damage (mental or physical) a man or woman who has indulged in an over abundance of sexual partners in the course of a day, suffers.

Tracy was slurring her words, her friends put it down to the train-damage she suffered at last nights party.

by Smuuush November 18, 2016