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you are the only sense of reason in this group of dunder milfs

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MILF

man i love frogs

person 1: hey look a frog!
person 2: MILF!!

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..the widely used, somewhat impolite, slang term for a woman (who's had children) hymen, a piece of skin which covers the opening of the vagina and, contrary to popular belief, can be broken in any number of ways including sexual intercourse, tampon use, and vigorous exercise.

Thank God your mom's a whore, otherwise I'd never have popped my milf cherry..

by Two-t April 21, 2017

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Milf

1: Mother I'd like to fuck.

2: Mother in late forties/fifties.

1. Yo, check out that milf. I wish I could tap that.

2. I'm a milf.

by Magic Mechanic January 8, 2022

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1. Acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Noun, a title given to one's friend whom has an attractive mother. This title must be designated by the friends, acquaintances, or any other social peer of said mother's offspring(ex.1), and cannot be self designated(ex.2). Factors that may be improve potential recipients chances for receiving this title may include, but are not limited to; proximal age gap, breast implants, make-up, hairstyle, plastic surgery, natural beauty, and hot tubs

2. Acronym; Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Noun, Islamic group that fought for greater self autonomy Muslims in Phillipines. Armed Division was titled BIAF for Bangsamoro Islamic Armed Forces. MILF employs an Islamic faith democratic governance and permanently disarmed in 2014 after achieving their mission objective, with the creation of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region and handover of control in 2019, and is considered inactive.

ex.1) "Dude, Tony's mom just got a boob job, she's a total MILF!"
ex.2) "I have 2 kids, so I'm a certified MILF!!"

by LuckyKekingCharms June 30, 2025

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