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Where's Hitler?

If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.
Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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Hitler

Killer of Osama Bin Laden, birther of vekks mithioklask and will reject being found by orclaes as prey. Will piss and/or shit to negate the negation. May use queerass of war rig. Loves Huckleberry. Great ad clear. Cannot be trusted near Lowes. Watches all the Marvel Movies and jerks off to Red Skull, from Fortnite. Non-binary....Hip hop and R&B singer.
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hitler

gigachad who invaded poland and lost

also the guy who killed the evil adolf hiter
Bro actually went into Poland with a gun! He's a Hitler!

He went into Israel and killed 35151 people! He's the next hitler!
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Hitler / a Hitler

A Hitler, is a term used, in Britain to describe a style of pubic hair dressing, or topiary. Reffering almost exclusiveley to women. A variety of "Vag Tash". Think Brazzilian, but leaving a Hitler style moustache above the "vertical smile" or vulva.

The remaining pubic hair is trimmed to length. So as to give the appearnce resembling that of a Hitler style moustache.

Variations on the theme are commonplace. Alternatives to the Hitler moustache design include love hearts, angel wings, a teddy bear, even a football design, achieved by utilizing a mosiac effect of haired and shaved, or depilated areas.
"She has a nice clean waxed, beautiful vag, topped off with Hitler / a Hitler".

brazzilian vag tash growler gash tash
by Coxford Mike RNN14 SR20DET August 22, 2012
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Grandpa Hitler

A 'Grandpa Hitler' refers to the act of finishing upon the upper lip in a clean, solid block
He could not hold it in any longer, and burst out laughing. She rushed away and was met with a strange image in the mirror, what she could only describe as a Grandpa Hitler.
by IKnowThings69 May 31, 2017
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99% Hitler

Someone you must vote for if the opposition is worse. If you were to choose between Hitler and 99% Hitler, it is your moral obligation to vote for 99% hitler
person 1: "I don't care man, I'm not voting for Biden unless he intervenes in the Israel-Gaza War"
person 2: "don't you know Biden is 99% hitler? Would you rather have Trump be president?"
by shadowblack1809 November 14, 2023
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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party, becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934. During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims.
Who was Adolf Hitler? Adolf Hitler was the leader of Germany
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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