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vitamin water

The greatest beverage to mankind as we know it. It is as if God himself gave J. Darius Bikof the power to combine vitamins and water, and graced us with this delicious yet all so healthy drink.
Person 1: Im going to the store you want anything

*Person 2 runs to person 1 and hands him 10 dollars*

Person 2: As much Vitamin Water as this can buy!!!
by Some Guy 21 August 17, 2006
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ice water in the veins

A figurative saying meaning that someone is extremely good in the clutch and very cool under pressure.
Norm: "Well folks, we're here on the 18th hole and Tiger Woods is having a great day, putting his balls pretty much wherever he wants to."
Steve: "Yes indeed, he's given a brilliant performance here, Norm. Do you think he's got what it takes to emerge victorious?"
Norm: "Of course, Steve. Tiger is a clutch performer with ice water in the veins. Here he goes to finish up the night."
Steve: "Looking good...oh no! Elin woke up just before he snuck back into bed! She sees the lipstick on his shirt. Uh oh, there she goes looking through his texting history. Oh man, here she comes with the golf club." ***WHACK!***
Norm: "Oooh, great swing mechanics there, but that's got to hurt."
Steve: "Well, that's it folks. Looks like our champ couldn't close it out today, and he could be on injured leave for some time now."
by Nicholas D April 22, 2011
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water bowl

by Tradd June 9, 2004
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Water 40

Drinking Water out of a 40oz bottle that Alcohol was originally in.

For those that can't afford bottled water and/or a Nalgene

Tip: Use a Darker bottle to make your "Water 40" appear to be real Alcohol.
"Yo Bro can I get a Swig of that King Cobra 40 oz"
"DUDE This Aint No Beer, it's a Damn Water 40"
by Kylemotron June 15, 2008
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Water Sandwich

When one drinks a glass of water between alcoholics beverages.
I would've gotten so fucked up if I hadn't been doing water sandwiches.
by T.wizzle September 13, 2018
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Dirty Water

(pronounced as der-ee wuh-der)

Spit.
by Yoongay Infires Me December 2, 2016
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sheep shit in shallow water

something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.
"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010
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