walking lootbox

In games, a low-risk target that's carrying valuable loot.

You're literally a walking lootbox with those gems you have in your pockets.

by ge.ed February 5, 2025

Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.

I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.

by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025

Walking against

To walk in the opposite direction to someone. Usually on a sidewalk or narrow path.

I was walking against him

by Lizardmissard January 30, 2026

Walking joke

A joke that occurs often in a form of media, but not enough to be considered a running joke.

Look! A Walking joke!

by REDBOSS2008 February 10, 2026

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

Walking taco balancing on my head

I don't care/it's not in my control/it doesn't matter.

Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"

by Bigscheming December 13, 2025

Walking Waxworks

Walking Waxworks:
People who have had excessive Botox or plastic surgery to the point where their face and body appear stiff, glossy, and unnatural — resembling wax museum figures rather than living humans. Often compared to Madame Tussauds models, they aim to look attractive or youthful but instead end up uncanny, expressionless, and sometimes unsettling or scary to look at.
Even celebrities can fall into this category. What often starts as a small cosmetic tweak can turn into a full-blown addiction — similar to a drug addict chasing the dragon: the idea of perfection that can never actually be reached. No matter how much work is done, it’s never enough.
This obsession can spiral over years, costing hundreds of thousands — sometimes even millions — as they are constantly chasing the next procedure, convinced the next surgery will finally “fix” them.

Lee: That Jordan, she’s well fit, bruv.

Frank: No, she’s not, bruv. She’s had to much plastic surgery bruv she’s like a walking wax works doll now she look terrible she used to be well fit back in the day bruv.

Lee: I think your right bruv maybe not.
Walking Waxworks LOl.
Frank: LOL

by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025