If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
by I eat my kids April 14, 2020
Get the National fuck your wife daymug. 
Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.
by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008
Get the Punch your wife in the face hotmug. “Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”
by Sorry I killed ur mom December 6, 2021
Get the Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congomug. by ur wife September 30, 2023
Get the oct 1 national wife’s daymug. by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018
Get the Tied to your wife's apron stringsmug. by Mitsuri_is_hot October 10, 2021
Get the mitsuri kanrojis wifemug.