(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
by BennyKennedy March 30, 2009
Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
by Silver tongued liar September 30, 2013
Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
by Howard Schultz August 15, 2008
term used to define a woman who is almost perfect yet constantly eludes the man that is after her. Much like Moby Dick
Guy #1 "Brooke is such a Great White Whale, I never seem to be able to catch her."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
by Tollie1856 March 22, 2011
A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.
by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023
Whale Cock Energy is when someone is bursting with confidence and doesn't care what anyone says and proves they are confident with anything they say or do and will do anything to impress while also being a kind-hearted person to others while having a cock of a whale
Look At Lewis Brennan With His Whale Cock Energy You Can See The Confidence Brimming With Power Its like He Can Do Anything With Ease
by Dank Me Me July 15, 2020