Raritan Valley

Raritan Valley is a section in west Hazlet that is situated between Holmdel and Aberdeen. Cut off from the rest of town by the Garden State Parkway, Raritan Valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. Although overall not as tough as West Keansburg, Raritan Valley is home to some of the toughest guys in Hazlet despite being an upper-middle class neighborhood. Raritan Valley has its own parkway exit (117 A), and home to several urban legends of Hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from Kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block

Hazlet kid 1: let's go to Raritan Valley
Hazlet kid 2: No that's like in another county

West Keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those Raritan Valley people are cut off by the Mother-f*ckin Garden State Parkway.

Its safe to play basketball at Raritan Valley School until 6 pm. After that, the cops start harassing you

by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006

valid like salad

No one knows what it means. But, it's provocative... it gets the people going.

Person 1: You got 20,000 followers on Tumblr?

Person 2: yeah-
Person 1: Valid Like Salad

by redge98 April 30, 2012

Vale of Tears

When one's life is so despairingly bad. The expression “vale of tears” goes back to pious sentiments that consider life on earth to be a series of sorrows to be left behind when we go on to a better world in Heaven. It conjures up an image of a suffering traveler laboring through a valley (“vale” ) of troubles and sorrow. “Veil of tears” is poetic sounding, but it’s a mistake.

"Frank's life is such a vale of tears" said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.

by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011

Valentine's Day baby

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.

Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

golden valley

a female vagina

Dude, I was down in my girl's golden valley last night..I could eat that shit for hours!

by jediracer January 15, 2009

waterville valley

waterville, new hampshire definitely has its perks. not only is a sweet, chill town with a gorgeous veiw from just about any where in it, but it also has more pot in it than the rest of new hampshire combined. need proof? go on top of the mountain in the winter and take a nice wiff of any freestyler. =

dude, we got baked last weekend in waterville valley.

by pshhh. August 3, 2006

ville valo

*looks at pic of Ville* *sighs and shudders*

The most beautiful singer to walk this earth. Inspiring lyrics. Great voice. Great band. Black skullcap. And a hot body to go with it.

H.I.M.: The perfect band.

Ville Valo is enough to make guys question their masculinity. And enough for girls to have screaming fangirls everywhere.

by Crimson Nanashi September 2, 2004