Urban linguist

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.

Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. A wondrous place of abundant knowledge. In the bible there was no tree of knowledge it was just the urban dictionary. You have most likely seen this place once or twice in your life, including right now.

2. The main source of all hipster vocabulary.

3. A place where people like me go to write definitions or look up strange words when they reach peak boredom. Helps with procrastination

Found: On the internet from most locations

(person 1) What does dictionary mean.
(person 2) Im not sure look it up in the urban dictionary.

by aManOfCopiousWisdom March 17, 2018

urban dictionary

A dictionary website that designed for defining slang terms, now it's a website that teenage asshats with too much free time use to take shots at politicians and express sexual angers, as well as making fun of anyone else they possibly can.

Guy: God, what happened to Urban Dictionary? Where'd it all go wrong?

Creator of Urban Dictionary: It went wrong when I opened this website to the public....

by Spodermen2121 z February 11, 2017

Urban dictionary

The Urban dictionary..... How in the fuck did you get here

Look up the Urban dictionary.

by Channman March 2, 2017

Urban Dictionary

a website that rejected 4 of my definitions, or in other words: straight up cunt sucking faggot licking whores

Urban Dictionary staff are niggers

by itn117/PotatoMan117 March 17, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website with hilarious definitions that aren't even fully true

Omg the Urban Dictionary is sooo funny
Eww that definition is grooooooss

by Jaegabomb June 28, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016