legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.
CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?
by a18n October 10, 2020
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paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"
by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025
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Be undering

The act or statement of being under a given object.
Jeff: hey Fred, what are you doing?
Fred: I’m just be undering this tree.
by stinkymamacita January 04, 2019
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quigley down under

When a man cums under a woman’s fupa, and allows the cum to mature into a chud baby. Thus treating the fupa like a marsupials pouch.
Erik picked up a BBW at the bar last night and gave her the ol quigley down under
by Mfaro April 12, 2023
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1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table
Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019
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