titty twister

To pinch ones nipple between the jaws of a vice-grip pliers and twist it clean off, leaving only a bloddy boob.

I was bored one day so i gave my wife a titty twister. Now i wish I hadn't because she is totally lopsided now

by drocker73 February 18, 2009

twatter

someone who repeatedly posts twitter posts that nobody but themselves cares about

annyingtwt: jst woke up, the sunz up, fml
"Did you just read Paris Hiltons tweet"
"No because she is such a twatter"

by foxc September 21, 2009

Toastered

After sitting somewhere for a long period of time just lighting it up several times you more than likely will become toastered.

- "Did you just face 3 blunts?"
- "Maybe..."
- "You're going to be TOASTERED!"

by GeeJaeBee November 2, 2010

Littlest toaster

Liz

The littlest toaster climbs a tree the littlest toaster does party

by my name is dope August 3, 2003

gay twister

That's when you twist your gay lovers nipples while he pees in your mouth, you gurgle the piss and spit it back into his asshole while playing twister.

That guy is so gay! I bet he's played gay twister.

by Dylanornahh June 13, 2016

Jolly Rancher Tongue Twister

v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.

1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs

by dr.eric February 26, 2011

toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastie Shakur January 27, 2008