The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
by Jerkbox February 19, 2010
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by Larry(the Perve) October 21, 2008
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After a hearty indulgence on Thanksgiving, the recepient of the "HTD" lays on their back and places a turkey basting tin on their chest. The giver then hovers above the tin and proceeds to deficate. It is only the Hot Turkey Dinner if it occurs on Thanksgiving Day, if it occurs the next day, it shall be referred to as the Black Friday Brunch.
by CACATTACK June 5, 2009
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Harvey loves having sex with women on the rag and often performs the Turkish Q Tip to his and his lover's enjoyment.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Get the Turkish Q Tip mug.1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".
by John Q Law January 23, 2009
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the gobbling sound emitted from Matt's room indicated that he had finally preformed the elusive saggy turkey on Phil's anus.
by CoxHall Master October 30, 2007
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by A*mazing April 25, 2010
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