Top Shelf

Getting head on top of a parking structure.

Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.

by DJ Clowney July 25, 2010

top ramen

Head from a chick with curly hair, like ramen noodles.

Top ramen is good, I don't know what yall talkin about.

by JayJaySmoothe December 28, 2005

top nobit

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.

" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"

by calki May 10, 2007

top jelly

the liquidy jelly on top of the real jelly.

Mmm this top jelly is great!

by A-iric May 19, 2007

top cookies

The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".

I just sniped top cookies after a nice backhand toe dizzle.

by rekcil sinep April 13, 2009

[Top button]

When you button the Top button of your shirt

He must be cool cause hes blingin that Top button

by easy101 January 13, 2010

Top Pop

When your buttocks are clinched so tight that your fart escapes at the top of your ass crack causing a ticklish sensation.

My pants were so tight while I was sitting down in class that I experienced a Top Pop.

by Greg Brown The Third December 6, 2010