piss tool 

to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools

I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker

Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.

Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory

piss tool by PWD June 11, 2006

Biggest Tool In The Shed

The biggest asshole in the world

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!

Biggest Tool In The Shed by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010

Smartest tool in the shed 

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

Smartest tool in the shed by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018

hoe garden tool 

A BITCH

U HOE GARDEN TOOL GET IN MY CAR

hoe garden tool by SSIENDVSJ May 25, 2016

Be Cool, Bag Your Tool 

Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.

*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*

Be Cool, Bag Your Tool by ChelseyBby. February 22, 2010

bro tool 

It is a type of german sex toy, often used in german shise movies.

That german shise movie had an amazing use of a bro tool in it...

bro tool by Googey maroo December 11, 2008

Tatey Masher Torture Tool 

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D

Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!

Tatey Masher Torture Tool by Asterix September 30, 2005