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Salty Platypus

When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.
Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.
by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019
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salty loogey

A salty loogey is when a male ejaculates inside of a female's nose, at which point she loogeys the semen and proceeds to swallow it, as opposed to spitting it out.
"Dude, I was giving this girl a salty loogey last night and the bitch spat it back at me! I had half a mind to smack her right then and there."
by Messiah of Love May 31, 2009
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salty fuck

when someone creates a stupid and meaningless definition that nobody has heard of to vent their frustration

like this one
"wow this guy is a salty fuck. why is he even on here"
by don't look up here January 4, 2019
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Newfoundland Salty

This is what you call it when a woman receives a "facial" and falls asleep without washing. In the morning she will awake with a crusty salty beard, like a fisherman from Newfoundland has when he returns from sea.
Dude #1: What happened to you last night?
Dude #2: Went to Jen's place.....
Dude #1: How'd that go?
Dude #2: Lets just say that she woke up with a Newfoundland Salty.
by SedatedSloth January 20, 2014
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salty patch

a patch of sweat on a girl/guys neck encounterd while necking.
Dude I was necking with my chick last night after the gym and i hit a hella salty patch.
by gooseballisfresh March 17, 2010
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salty goggles

The act of placing ones ball sack over the bridge of another persons nose.

(Best done when a good sweaty lather is present. Two mile run should suffice)
Dan: How's it going buddy?

Jon: Not so good.

Dan: Oh ya... Why's that?

Jon: Well I went for a run today.

Dan: Ah.. you sore?

Jon: No. I decided to give the girl the salty goggles when I got back. She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Dan: Was it worth it?

Jon: Absolutely
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009
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salty greg

When you abruptly stop going down on your significant other to shout at them for not appreciating you
And then out of nowhere he pulled a Salty Greg on me!
by Bleebledorp August 5, 2017
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