peanut man

A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.
Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself
by Grandpa Gonzo September 01, 2019
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Man Swagger

Swagger that true, real men carry upon themselves. A swaggerly presence that can be felt by anyone in a 5 mile radius. This is a swagger that Blake and Tim can fully pull off. The true definition of Man Swagger is Blake and Tim. Blake and Tim take swagger to a whole new level. Their swagger is so swaggy, that they can make up their own swag words, and make everything they do swagtastic.
I saw Blake and Tim walking down the road the other day, and they started to glow with swaggerly goodness. I hung out with Blake and Tim today. Just being around them, added to my life a little man swagger. I wish I were Blake and Tim, cause if I was, then I wouldn't have to question if I had swagger or not, I would know that no one else had swagger that compared to me. I wish Blake and Tim would teach me how to use man swagger.
by Blake and Tim July 25, 2011
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Dan the Man

A man, usually by the name of Dan, Daniel, Danny, who is know for his heroic acts.

A man named Daniel who is known by the ladies as Dan the Man for the size of his large penis.
That nigga Dan the Man he fucked 3 bitches at once
by DantheMan101 March 17, 2007
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cheese mans

mans who make you cheesed
guy: bro you reaching jonathan?

me: nah he a cheese mans
by pdmakasb August 07, 2018
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Yorkshire Man

A man from Yorkshire. Of course, it's a highly coveted attribute that's only achievable by having a mother with enough foresight to realise the best place to go to give birth. Sadly, those who're unfortunate enough to be born outside of Yorkshire (say, for example, in Lancashire) do tend to get rather jealous and slag Yorkshire men and women off.

See also Yorkshireman.
Michael so was upset about not being a Yorkshire man that he embarked upon a desperate smear campaign against the county, revealing his own inferiority and fascination with sheep.
by Seej August 04, 2005
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Rain Man

Alias for an individual of exceptional intelligence whose mental capacity far surpasses average joe or even fucking intelligent joe. Derived from Dustin Hoffman's depiction of Kim Peek in the 1988 film of the same title.
Richard you will now be known as Rain Man because of your ability to solve mechanics problems that leave the rest of us perplexed and scratching our balls.
by DrHenryMoody July 12, 2010
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Man-Pon

Man-pon: a tightly wound paper towel or toilet paper approximately 6 inches in length that is placed between the ass cheeks to prevent... leakage. Developed in the mid-90's in response to the use of "O-lean" vegetable oil substitute which caused anal leakage in many subjects. When "O-lean" was no longer found in food products, the Man-Pon was nearly eradicated from the shelves until recently with the emergence of "Alli" a supplement that is taken for weightloss which causes a person to bypass all fats through their GI tract, resulting in a drippy anus.
I have diarrhea and allergies... I should put in a Man-Pon to prevent any accidents from sneezing.
by NotMackISwear July 11, 2008
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