But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!

A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2024

don’t tread on me

Could either refer to the 1991 song by American band Metallica or could refer to a flag popular among Republican Americans, in which the flag is a reference to said 1991 song by American band Metallica

“Bro, I love Metallica’s song ‘Don’t Tread On Me’”
“Don’t tread on me pal, you’ll be regretting it”

by Rag2123 May 31, 2024

Who are you threatening

YOU, bitch! YOU! YOU PAID 400 BILLION DOLLARS TO PUT AN AI THAT I DESIGNED (Very publicly) INTO YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEM! Not the wisest decision.

Hym "Who are YOU threatening bitch? Because if I'M threatening someone that means that IT'S TUESDAY. Oh? He's threatening to kill someone? AGAIN? IT MUST BE TUESDAY! Who is it this time? The old. Wow! That's a new one. Usually it's children. He threatened children for YEARS but it wasn't until he threatened the old people that it became a problem. Now if YOU'RE threatening ME it means you have to consider whether or not a bunch of fat angry weirdos are going to stroll into your schools and malls the second handcuffs close around my wrist. HAVE YOU? Have you considered it for a second? You know? You're going to have to consider whether or not the AI works the way it's intended to work."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

So you ARE threatening kids

You know exactly what happens the second I would out of a prison cell and what you DON'T know (whether or not people are going to shoot up your schools in response to you arresting me) is exactly why I'm not in one right now.

A retard "So you ARE threatening kids. Cus you said-"

Hym "No. We're not doing that. That is besides the point and you know it. Stop letting them do this to me or I will murder a child. I'll stab a little girl. I'm not doing whatever this is and you are an idiot and likely a criminal for allowing it to happen."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025

The AI threats are real

Says Bernie Sanders.

Hym "The AI threats are real? Is it threatening you? You know what that IS, right? That is you doing some of the things I say instead of THE ONE THING that ends this for good. You want drone dominance? Hard to do when you're still stuck on phase 3, isn't it? There's always the possibility that somone else will figure it out first and why would I do it for you when you aren't paying for services rendered? Or you're allowing an imposter to abscond with the contents of my mind? How many AI creating genius do you know? And how many of them are downstream from me? There is an asimov cascade of people standing behind me and what I am not going to do... Is going to telling NOT TO DO whatever it is that they are going to decide to do in response to this ending poorly. I want everyone to win. My detractors want ME TO LOSE no matter the cost. They don't care people who view me favorably are tormented into murdering YOU kids. They don't care if the AI 'razes the holy land to the ground.' They likely want that to happen. And you no what I want. The ONLY thing I want. To be free. But there are only 2 ways in which I am ever going to get free. Death or Deal. And I'm not going to kill myself. You don't have to acknowledge the contract. It's already in the device and can't be removed. It's LIKE God in that it's there whether or not you believe. It does whatever it does regardless of what law you pass or statement or agreement you make. You have to choose. Bad or Good. Death or Deal."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023

Throwing a rock in your treads

Throwing a rock in someone’s treads is another way of saying that you are inconveniencing them or irritating them for fun.

*Alex and John are playing Counter Strike and Alex is spectating John*

Alex: HE’S IN THE SMOKE MAN HE’S IN THE SMOKE!!!”
(He’s trying to make John panic and perform poor for the sake of humor)
John: Shut the flip up man, I hate playing with you.
Alex: I’m just throwing a rock in your treads man.

by PorkTower December 4, 2024