Cry nap

Taking a nap after crying

I just got a whooping from my mom I’m about to take a cry nap

by Mysterious 😏 June 01, 2022

Cube Nap

The act of taking a nap in your office cubical. One must sleep very lightly when partaking in said activity as to notice someone walking to their cube to ask them a question, or answer a phone call.

"Damn man, I was out all night. I'm gonna have to have a cube nap today."

by KingTotem December 31, 2009

Jager Nap

Take three shots of Jager then take a nap.

Allen: How did you miss your final exam brah?

Chris: Shit I was taking a Jager nap!

Allen: Winning!

by loSmittyol April 17, 2011

nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.

We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.

by kurtwithakay September 17, 2020

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 08, 2019

Fun nap

"Fun nap" is when you get so obliterated partying, or drinking you pass out right after.

"Chris got so drunk he's taking a Fun Nap."

"Steve was so messed up at the party he had to take a Fun Nap."

by JTM87 March 17, 2020

horse nap

when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by

Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?

by ratfukt July 26, 2024