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Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.
"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"
by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022
mugGet the Taint Bagelmug.

taint leakage

When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.
Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage
by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023
mugGet the taint leakagemug.

Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.
She has some tainted jugs.

or

Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away
by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024
mugGet the Tainted Jugsmug.

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction
Man she touched me on the taint stick
mugGet the taint stickmug.

taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.
I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.
by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014
mugGet the taint missilemug.

Taint Paint

Similar to a cream pie, the semen that drips out of a woman’s vagina after being ejaculated into
by Wu-Tang Dan January 29, 2022
mugGet the Taint Paintmug.

Fromonda Taint Brush

A brush used with talc free powder to help you apply it to your body
Fromonda Taint Brush

Bro hold up, before we go out I need to use my fromonda taint brush to freshen up the amigos.
by Lee bllack January 31, 2017
mugGet the Fromonda Taint Brushmug.

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