When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
Get the Shank Fairymug. Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.
Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.
by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022
Get the Curb Fairiesmug. A perticular individual, usually female, which can be found on busy streets and, for the proper payment, can fulfill all your wishes.
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute
- Have you heard? Katy Perry shamed an American Idol contestant for having three children!
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?
by Zerberos666 April 11, 2023
Get the Highway fairymug. A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump
I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.
by Stormfather January 7, 2021
Get the lump fairymug. by ravensfan1 January 13, 2021
Get the Booger Fairymug. 
Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!
At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!
At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!
by Iidentifyasfairyliquid July 9, 2018
Get the Fairy liquidedmug.