Eat Cheese

Orangutans who originate from the Borneo and Sumatra rainforest, tend to have a sweat build up under their arm pits. This sweat build up forms a yellowish color and resembles the consistency of cheese. When telling someone to “eat cheese”, one can only infer that it is an insult of the greatest degree!

Tim: Yo man my fantasy football team rocks dude.
Me: Eat cheese, your team is trash!

by Kernall Johnson November 21, 2018

eating eggs

When one eats out a girl who's on her period

I totally was eating eggs last night. Messy, yet full of protein.

by ReadyWHipp January 6, 2018

eat a car

flip out/ freak out/ spaz

My mom would eat a car if she knew about that party.

by mass attack March 1, 2010

Eating Abo's

Someone who performs the act of eating aborted foetuses

Not to be confused with eating the natives of Australia

Hey Gideon, your breath smell like death, have you been eating abo's

by Tixmax July 30, 2020

Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021

Eat a dick

To tell someone to basically go fuck off or shut the hell up

All the haters can eat a dick!

by BounceOnBy March 24, 2019

Bitch Eating

When your significant other won't do something you want so you're stuck eating and bitching at the same time.

I'm not arguing with you while your bitch eating so shut up and eat.

by MissMurderess January 27, 2017