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Richard you coming?

When you an a group of people are doing something you shouldn't be and you hear or see someone you say the phrase above And everyone acts normal
*you and your friends are vaping in the school bathroom and someone walks in*

Friend 1: who is it?

Friend 2: i don't know lemme see

Friend 2: shit Yo Richard you coming?

Friend 1: *pretends he's taking a piss* yea one second.
by Havjdihw December 8, 2017
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Richard Appleseed

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
by A modest historian July 7, 2018
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Richard Madeley

When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.
Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley

I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley

When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley

People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys
by Hector McGinley August 20, 2024
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Richard

An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.
Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard
by Toccy May 30, 2022
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Richard

The male version of a ‘Karen
A customer asked to see my manager because I told him he couldn’t use expired coupons, he was being such a Richard
by BNHarr5 October 28, 2020
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sir richard

The most annoying person in the whole fucking world.
OMG. Sir Richard just stepped on my foot he is soooooo annoying
by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019
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Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls
Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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