seagle poop

slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.

Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.

by jj brown January 9, 2008

I'd poop on that.

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.

-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-

by JefferyAdams March 6, 2011

poop debt

When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.

Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon

by degeneyah October 31, 2022

poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010

Poop Hooves

The illest shit ever.

Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.

Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.

by Philli Boi February 11, 2010

Poop Bomb

Poop bombing is

hanging your ass out of the side of a blimp and taking a nuclear sized shit on a village of children in habubu africa

Im going to Poop Bomb you if you dont shutup

by LoadedPapmperShit December 4, 2021

Poop Draft

The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop.

Did you get the poop draft when I came out of the bathroom?

Yea, I almost passed the fug out.

by ShawnDiesel October 18, 2010