blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

Fairy Text

When you sparkle something for being funny but dark and what you see on tiktok comments like 🙊✨Teheheh✨🙈 and is said in cursive

Person 1: *watches megan is missing tiktok*
Person 1: *goes to comments section*
Person 1: Comments, OMFG megan ✨let me join you✨
Person 2: Wtf did you just type

Person 1: Fairy Text...
Person 2: Fucking weirdo

by Never.mine December 8, 2020

fork fairy

a person who adds literally everyone on snapchat, even if they don't know them.

This girl added me on snapchat, whatta fork fairy!!

I don't know her, probably a fork fairy.

by callysfriend April 12, 2017

Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.

OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!

by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011

Flawsome Fairy

She is one of the Sidhearts, the hearts of Sidharth Shukla. The best among the best. The person who always stands by her friends. She respects everyone out there. She is the most humble and kind person you will ever meet. The most emotional one. The sweetest and the cutest. A bit childish at times, but generally a mature person. But the thing that separates her from everyone is her pure soul.

All in all a perfect friend to have and a dream life partner.

"Hey look her name is flawsome fairy"

"I am already feeling weak in my knees."

by Main Batman Hu May 31, 2020

Anal Fairy

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.

Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"

by !Hey May 13, 2024

Reverse tooth fairy

Where you put a finger in your pussy and a dildo in his ass while you hide under a pillow

Her tooth fell out last night but she did a reverse tooth fairy

by Chupacabra69dude December 4, 2024