cooking eggs

Cooking eggs means to make crack

"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

Stunting Like my Daddy. Lil Wayne.

by g0ofy January 27, 2007

firing eggs

to fart; the act of farting

Person 1: "Did you hear that?"
person 2: "Someone was firing eggs."

by quad3x1 January 24, 2022

Egg-sucker

Someone really old, past their age.

“That guy is an old egg-sucker, it doesn’t matter what he thinks.

by Targathia November 11, 2020

Fuck an Egg

An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.

by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 25, 2019

Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

Trojan egg

The act of sneaking an egg into someone's vagina without the knowledge of the victim during intercourse. Usually achieved by pushing the egg in with you penis so the victim believe it is simply your large knob

Damn did you just Trojan egg me, your gonna have to help get it out

by Eggs are sick September 15, 2021

Wolf Egg

Bad smelling fart

Did you just lay some wolf egg?

by DungBringer September 26, 2018