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Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
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Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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teacher-ish

an adjective used to describe a teacher that gives too much work and doesn't actually teach you anything.
Wow, Mr Rick is very teacher-ish with his math class.
by JOKER RAMSAy October 18, 2017
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That one teacher

the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide
yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.
by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021
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Teacher

A karen. All they do all day is stand there and tell kids from age 4-16 to shut up and listen
my teacher doesn't let me talk to my mate even though we're talking about the game we played last night. That teacher doesn't understand that its better than lessons 😒😒😒
by Lorenna2011 April 16, 2022
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Teacher

A person who answers question you would never have without them
Damn why is the Teacher always giving us homework
by PPlayz895 March 24, 2022
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teacher

A depressing job for a depressing person. Usually is either a dick or has to deal with little dicks
Guy 1: Hey! What do you do for a living?
Guy 2: I'm a teacher
Guy 1: ...oh
Guy 2: yeah...oh
by Mariachi_Lobster December 2, 2021
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