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A legal version of child labour camp, also a very effective way to make a child sleepy within seconds
Adult: school is important
Child: so is jail
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Sudden tests from teachers, using dirty tactics

Cheating is popular and widely practiced

Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips

“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”

“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”

Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment
Student: *proceeds to pull out a snack*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*
by GunInAKnifeFight June 10, 2020
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A wonderful place that we didn't appreciate until quarantine
I wish I was at school
by Hi 123..... June 23, 2020
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School is a living hell dude
by Big lad Robert July 31, 2020
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People who fuck up your mental health and your sleep schedule then blame it on your phone
Kid: “I want to die, I have so much work and I’m getting no sleep
School: “It’s because you always on your phone
by GSP7 August 6, 2020
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