After one lame excuse after another, I'm just not interested in your triflin' g-tails
Go spin your stories somewhere else ,
Go spin your stories somewhere else ,
by Lili05 October 24, 2011

A small, almost bun like arrangement of hair donned by young gentlemen.
Almost insignificant as a practical choice but an effective means of attracting little-knowing young females .
Almost insignificant as a practical choice but an effective means of attracting little-knowing young females .
"What the hell has that guy done with his hair and what's the point"?
"That's a fauxny tail, bitches love the fauxny tail".
"That's a fauxny tail, bitches love the fauxny tail".
by Branflak February 21, 2014

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 10, 2022

by awbz tha villain September 29, 2011

When one individual of the female gender inserts her clitoris into the anus of another female, Jacksawing with her hips until orgasm is achieved for both parties
by whipit, whipit good March 5, 2015

“What’d you do this weekend?”
“Becky gave me some great tail.”
“You fucked her?”
“Oh, you know it, man.”
“Where were you, Tyson?”
“Sorry, I was getting some tail from Brian.”
“Becky gave me some great tail.”
“You fucked her?”
“Oh, you know it, man.”
“Where were you, Tyson?”
“Sorry, I was getting some tail from Brian.”
by Scarlettbb September 17, 2022

by Babbles mcswiss July 20, 2021
