Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style
What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters
by EchoBSN August 16, 2017
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Carpet land

Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution
“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”
by nancypantsy November 09, 2023
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carpet party

When all participants of an orgy have bushes or when all the men cum on one woman’s bush
I’m going to a carpet party tonight, I’m so excited

“Dude we totally gave her a carpet party last night”
by DJ Waggles November 20, 2023
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Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).
There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.
by rokavii August 18, 2023
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Dirty Carpet

Verb; The Act of rolling shit under ones Vagina
by The dirty dinosaur June 16, 2011
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Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks

Noun; A video on tiktok where half of the screen is a video of the famous tiktoker Grant Wisler, and the other half is of a video of carpets being cleaned.
Bro those Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks always steal videos from Grant Wisler and just add carpet cleaning next to it.
by johnwhat6 November 18, 2024
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Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
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