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Shit Biscuit

Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.
''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''
by King King Kellie January 11, 2022
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Biscuit tin

by Diclhead May 6, 2021
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biscuit cannort

The discharge of hot air from the woman's vagina during, or after the act of sex, whether with a man, or artificially with a woman, that makes a flapping noise that is distinct, and usually causes laughter and embarrassment for those involved. Similar to the sound of a horse flapping it lips while expelling air.
Shortly after he blew his load her pussy let out a huge biscuit cannort.
by The Eptomatic DJ February 13, 2021
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space biscuit

A dank air biscuit. A fart so chunky you can't breathe, and neither can anyone else. You might as well be chugging the vacuum of space, because there is no air in here, there is only the space biscuit.
Open a window quick. Someone dropped a space biscuit, i'm drowning in stink.
by BlueRift September 20, 2020
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Whisper biscuit

A vagina so tempting you can almost hear it whisper to you, come to me.
Her whisper biscuit was so perfect I think I heard it call to me
by Nap zone June 1, 2018
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bobbin' for biscuits

a constant and difficult struggle to complete daily menial tasks, usually not worth the effort
Jenny, aged 65, and new to show business, spent all day sending out resumes, headshots and postcards in order to get noticed as an actress. Her friends were afraid to tell her that she was just bobbin' for biscuits.
by Michael Arden September 2, 2007
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Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.
Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”
by WhoreZone March 11, 2022
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