Angry freya

When a girl walks up to you whips out her breasts and starts smacking you with them back and fourth across the face

Yesterday I got home and my wife looked at me and gave me the angry freya

by ANGRY WRITER 01 February 5, 2018

angry bitch

you have your girl in a doggy style then put your finger in your ass and rub it in her mouth slap her ass then leave her pregnant thats what i call a angry bitch

my wifes an angry bitch

by bigcumdaddy April 16, 2019

Angry Antoinette

Reference to the historical figure Marie Antoinette: the act of passionately smearing cake all over a sexual partner's body (usually female to male) and then sensually eating the cake off of their body except from the genitals, leaving the usually male partner blue balled with icing on his schlong.

Dude #1: “Bro what’s got you so on edge?!”
Dude #2: “My hookup from last night gave me an Angry Antoinette...”

by bertyshmerty April 16, 2020

Angry Rooster

When your boner is so hard your balls are red

Dude, I beat my meat so hard my dick looked like an Angry Rooster

by SirSwankington June 14, 2017

Angry Jensen

When you eat two hungry man dinners at one sitting, then forcefully throw up the contents due to sheer guilt.

You were so mad last night that you pulled an angry jensen, there was puke all over the floor.

by Macinitis May 7, 2010

Angry Bear

Known fact that this is the fastest land animal in the world.

Listen every one knows the fastest land animal is the cheetah. Hmmmmm going to have to disagree angry bears Are the fastest.

by Pike1905 April 5, 2019

angry cupcake

A delicious combination of naughty and nice. Not to be confused with the imitation "malicious muffin", an angry cupcake always has sprinkles and a cherry on top. Often called a pretty delight with a naughty mean streak.

Dan: Cindy seems like a real tart.
Jeff: Nah she's just one angry cupcake.
Dan: NICE!

by angry_cupcake March 19, 2008