My girlfriend randomly wanted anal in the park today, had to play fudge Tetris to get all the way in there.
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I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.
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I was only nine years old. I loved Kasane Teto so much, I had all her merchandise. I'd eat pears and French bread every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Teto is love", I would say, "Teto is life". My dad hears me and yells "Kasane Teto isn't real". I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Teto. I called him a Baka Baka Baka. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, I hear something. It's Teto. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear;
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She invites her Fruit friends into my room. My dad walks in. Teto looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's Neru over". Teto kills my dad with a comically large hammer.
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Thank you Kasane Teto for helping me realize i was on the autism spectrum
I was only nine years old. I loved Kasane Teto so much, I had all her merchandise. I'd eat pears and French bread every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Teto is love", I would say, "Teto is life". My dad hears me and yells "Kasane Teto isn't real". I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Teto. I called him a Baka Baka Baka. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, I hear something. It's Teto. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear;
A pear does not worry
A pear does not care
She invites her Fruit friends into my room. My dad walks in. Teto looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's Neru over". Teto kills my dad with a comically large hammer.
Teto is love. Teto is life
Thank you Kasane Teto for helping me realize i was on the autism spectrum
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