Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world

Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.

by Lawdog606 March 10, 2023

Tanning Gummies {Gummy}

When a person wearing dentures takes them out, goes to the dentist for oral UV therapy, and then "goes down" on you. !!!@_@!!!

Steig Freid, your grandmother "says" she is going to give me tanning gummies {gummy} this weekend!!! !!!@_@!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder June 21, 2024

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

by your neighborly hackor April 05, 2023

tan sek jiau

Hottest teacher

I wish Tan Sek Jiau taught me

by dddddddfffd September 05, 2022

Tanned Floppy

A Tanned Floppy is someone who uses fake tan and looks like an orange.

Shuaib is a tanned floppy

by Shanddyyysheliottt June 16, 2022

Flop tan

The tan lines that appear on one's foot from wearing flip-flops constantly.

Dude, nice job on that flop tan....Not.

by LivinNearFolly October 23, 2010