Oh no you didn't

(Pronounced: o no you dit-ten) A colloquial expression of incredulity, voiced upon witnessing another's action or statement, or hearing of it from the actor firsthand.

"Step off, bitch," said Tyrone. "Oh no you didn't!" exclaimed Shanequa.

by TopSecret October 10, 2007

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

by holydrugs April 26, 2022

Saul T. Nutz

It's a funny name if you say it really fast.

Saul T. Nutz is da best

by lagit March 7, 2019

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'

what the fuck i cant read that

Guy 1 : Hey dude, you wanna play some video games?
Guy 2: Sure! whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' it about?
Guy 3: Don't listen to Guy 2, hes retarded.

by howHorrifying July 11, 2018

Nah, that ain't me

What you say when you don't want to be associated with a certain activity or action, or something else you don't like.

sounds a lot cooler than just saying "no".

Dewd 1: bro, you wanna go get a spray-tan?
Dewd 2: nah, that ain't me.

by Sofagas March 20, 2011

No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.

Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will

by Saint of words October 22, 2019