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Sandpaper Surprise

When joos havin' sex wid a bitch on da beach and you totally whip it out roll it in da sand and stick it back in yo.
I gave dat chick a sandpaper surprise last Friday
by derp12345 October 18, 2010
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surprise nap

to enter a state of unconsciousness without premeditation or intent. When performed in public can lead to surprise sex.
Man, that douchebag Dave looks pretty tired. I think he could use a surprise nap; could you hand me a baseball bat?
by cockyp August 25, 2011
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Hazelnut Surprise

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.
by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013
mugGet the Hazelnut Surprisemug.

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
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surprise oral

When you whip out the dick and and shove it inside someones mouth without their consent.
Hey, did you know that when my Girl was sleeping i gave her some surprise oral
by Blibbyreal July 29, 2017
mugGet the surprise oralmug.

Kinder surprise

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.
Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky
by Tysonguy November 30, 2015
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Thanksgiving Surprise

the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.

Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy

Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.

Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving
Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"

Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*
by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 10, 2011
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