One who is so high, he/she can not function. This individual is so high they can only mumble, drule, feel numb, and sometimes can end up crosseyed. He/She is so high they do not make sense in anything they do. They are completly dumb.
Timmy: Dude lets smoke a huge one!
Jimmy: And get super stoned?!
Timmy: Ya dude, so su stoned we are stonder than a cheese man on ice!
Jimmy: Right on man, I want to get super stoned like I wanna be stonder than a stoned man in the stoned ages getting stoned by all the stoners!!
Timmy: Whoa bro, you are crazy man haha
Jimmy: haha why not?
Jimmy: And get super stoned?!
Timmy: Ya dude, so su stoned we are stonder than a cheese man on ice!
Jimmy: Right on man, I want to get super stoned like I wanna be stonder than a stoned man in the stoned ages getting stoned by all the stoners!!
Timmy: Whoa bro, you are crazy man haha
Jimmy: haha why not?
by Yon Mon May 26, 2011
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by Pimparoo the ghetto elf April 28, 2005
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Yeah but Shannon got a 98, she's a super genius..
*cries softly*
Yeah but Shannon got a 98, she's a super genius..
*cries softly*
by not-a-super-genius August 6, 2011
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The event lasts approximately 17 hours: 14 of which is devoted to advertising products that nobody needs, and the rest is allotted for performances by bland, overhyped pop stars with next to no talent.
There is no actual game played during this event. You see athletes performing tasks such as running, but only about every 5 minutes and it's only for about 4 seconds at a time, then they stop what they are doing and go to commercial.
The truth is that nobody really likes the super bowl. The only reason one would watch this event is because everyone else is watching it, and humans have this psychological need for group solidarity, no matter what bland, inane activity that group happens to be devoted to.
Watching the super bowl (or any sporting event) is like going to church: it's boring, it's repetitive, you can't distinguish one session from another, you don't really know why you're there, and you get nothing out of it in the end. You only do it because you feel as though you are supposed to.
The event lasts approximately 17 hours: 14 of which is devoted to advertising products that nobody needs, and the rest is allotted for performances by bland, overhyped pop stars with next to no talent.
There is no actual game played during this event. You see athletes performing tasks such as running, but only about every 5 minutes and it's only for about 4 seconds at a time, then they stop what they are doing and go to commercial.
The truth is that nobody really likes the super bowl. The only reason one would watch this event is because everyone else is watching it, and humans have this psychological need for group solidarity, no matter what bland, inane activity that group happens to be devoted to.
Watching the super bowl (or any sporting event) is like going to church: it's boring, it's repetitive, you can't distinguish one session from another, you don't really know why you're there, and you get nothing out of it in the end. You only do it because you feel as though you are supposed to.
Jackass: Hey, you gonna watch the super bowl this weekend?
Me: No, I'd rather do something fun or interesting.
Me: No, I'd rather do something fun or interesting.
by The Bad Guy February 7, 2007
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Basically a SuperHuman.
Basically a SuperHuman.
Simon: I cant believe James is captain of the Football team as well.
Adam: Yeah i know, he's great at everything...
Pete: He must be one of them Super Nerds.
Adam: Yeah i know, he's great at everything...
Pete: He must be one of them Super Nerds.
by I P Frealy December 9, 2008
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