sandstorm

The action of having sex in a sandy region. The male rolls his wet penis in the sand and reinserts his penis in the womans vagina, thus causing extreme amounts of pain.

Guy 1: Dude I gave my girlfriend a sandstorm last night!
Guy 2: Haha, sucks for her
Guy 1: Yeah, she still has a sandy vagina.

by boston_hardcore June 6, 2007

69 standing

A sexual position. It is like the 69 oral sex position. but you guessed it... standing. It requires strength, determination and being able to be upside down for a while. In a single sex 69 standing the lighter partner is upside down while both partners perform oral sex on the other. In hetro relationships, the girl is upside down. The one standing is usually the one hold the other up. Usually performed by gymnasts and circus folk. WARNING: do not try while cartwheeling.

OMG I just 69ed standing with Olivia, she's so fat.

Thank god my boy is ripped so he can hold me while we 69 standing

Did you hear about Chloe and Andy! They tried to do the 69 cartwheel! Now Andy is a girl and Chloe has stitches in her p*ssy

by Bambibecky December 10, 2011

one night stand

Having sex with some random person after you get hammered then never call them back

Ex: I got her way drunk, took her back to my place had a one night stand. Damn I love slutty girls.

www.1nightstandstory.com

by the one night man February 19, 2011

Standard Tuesday

A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.

Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.

by ATWAi-e-a-o-u November 18, 2011

standardized

Synonym for bullshit.

Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.

I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.

by RopeSnake November 4, 2017

Standing ovation

Where a man develops a HUGE boner when he sees a hot chick.

Look! A standing ovation!

by poopscoopydoodoo August 25, 2019

Sandstorm

One of the most retarded internet virals by misleading people who want to find a song/a music by referring them to "Sandstorm" by Darude instead

(nice song played)
A: What's the song title?
B: Oh, it's Sandstorm by Darude
(And then A plays Sandstorm by Darude)
A: Damn, that's a completely different song

by Sir. B August 27, 2021