splittin the dog

when a penis is cut to make a vagina

Brandon is splittin the dog. now his name is kate.

by Brandon pen March 31, 2010

Shitting streak

How many days you can go without going #2

Claud won the shitting streak tittle with 2 weeks.

by aoverloded May 25, 2009

shitting in my ice cream

when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit

Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream

by THE BEAST RECIEVER November 22, 2011

Sletting

We're some one sticks ones toe up his or her partners nose during sexual intercourse.

"Oh yes baby! I'm ready for some sletting now."

"I heard Joe and Tammy were sletting last night"

by Blood Default November 26, 2011

Slotting

A vulgar term referring to the act of sex

Past tense: Slotted

Bob: Check out the ass on that bird
Dave: Mate I've been slotting that for a while now.

by Bobfishnoodle April 14, 2017

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for atleast 2 minutes

Hey Becky it's lap sitting month
Ok Christopher I'm on my way over now

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Thanks for Shitting

Similar to its fathering phrase "thanks for nothing", this is the ultimate way to get sympathy or what you want from someone who isn't giving it.

Can also be used to display your disgust in someones negative attitude towards your dreams or achievements. A shortened version of "Thanks for shitting on my hopes and dreams."

"You're not getting an Xbox 360 this second!"
"Gee, mom. Thanks for shitting ;_;"
"Oh, ok, lets go!"

"Guys I learned Holiday by Green Day on the bass!"
"Haha, Greenday sucks!"
"Yeah, but the song has a killer bass line!"
"No, its stupid and even a noob whos been playing bass as long as 3 weeks could play that."
"Gee guys, Thanks for Shitting ;_;"

by eimaJamie January 30, 2009