shitting the shower

Having sex on the down low . Friends with benefits. Hooking up.

Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.

by Onthedownlow May 9, 2019

Sitting politely

When your cat sits with their front legs crossed.

My cat has such great manners. Look at her there, sitting politely.

by SyriusFerreal June 18, 2019

shittingmypants63

alt account of the person who only spits facts

Who is shittingmypants63?
The alternative account of the person who spits the most -facts-.

by randomassguy694204kuhd October 21, 2021

Cheetah Spotting

splattering the insides of the toilet bowl after a lunch at Moes or similar. Or a day after beerfest bowel movement.

p1 - ugh man, that mexican food is hitting my stomach bad, i gotta go take a dump. p2 - be sure you clean up the bowl after you're done cheetah spotting it.

by ZSSpeedstream October 15, 2009

date-sitting

Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.

Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.

He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.

by marfita May 28, 2010

shit sitting

When 2 or more people share one chair.

There are no more chairs left. Want to shit sit with me? Sure! I love shit sitting!

by Dancaboi June 16, 2010

Job Sitting

its when you are at work and there are no customers and there is nothing to do and you are just sitting there watching from your position and waiting for something to happen. After a while you begin to start thinking of the most random things possible and playing with your phone.

Hey want to hang later?

Cant I have job sitting at five.

Sounds like Fun!

by Abrilita January 25, 2011