Skip to main content

Spider-Aids

A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.

__
The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
__
Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."
by Tyrone long dick May 26, 2018
mugGet the Spider-Aids mug.

Spider-Man

A perfect superhero that would be ashamed of all the sexual definitions of his name. Also he doesn’t feel so good in infinity war.
Spider-man would be disappointed in all of the sexual web slingers.
by Flame21 May 5, 2019
mugGet the Spider-Man mug.

spider bridge

The act of coring out a cucumber and inserting it into one’s anus while asleep to allow passage of spiders or other insects throughout the night.
Henry made a sweet spider bridge last night, he loves those little guys.
by Galgotgame August 8, 2019
mugGet the spider bridge mug.

spideykook

The best au character that jungkook can get.
Yoonkook au where yg fall in love with spideykook, but he doesn’t know that koo is crushing on him for years
by Gracefulyoongs August 10, 2019
mugGet the spideykook mug.

Spiderwig

When you go up on the top bunk bed and throw stuffed animals at the fan while your little sister is tryna watch her Barbie movie on the bottom bunk
Sam, phil, and I did spiderwig back in 2011 and one of the blades flew off and the fan started spiraling out of control
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx November 30, 2019
mugGet the Spiderwig mug.

Spider man

a guy wearing mask who had the mission to destroy the city of new york to just save a pussy
cleaner numba 1: oh look spider man
cleaner numba 2:oh shit here we go again
by griythan December 27, 2020
mugGet the Spider man mug.

spiderslayer100

An amazing person with a beautiful and pure heart. She is truly so wonderful and compassionate, and anyone who has ever met her is so lucky. It's inexplicable how extraordinary she really is. She may not believe it, but she is in fact the most amazing person ever. She is not a fake. She's a very genuine being who will always be honest and tell you the truth. She's beautiful inside and out. Spiderslayer100 is a thoughtful and kind individual who is always there for you and you can trust her with your life. She is also brilliant, charismatic, loyal, and one of the most amazing people you can ever have in your life.
SPIDERSLAYER100 IS SOOOOOO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL I LOVE HER SO MUCH
by Givingfreeballtherapy April 14, 2021
mugGet the spiderslayer100 mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email