When you live in the suburbs of a big city in your early to late 20's post college, and become accustomed to the slower-pace, peaceful-family life of the suburbs.
One in a Suburban Slump usually becomes lame and starts thinking of City bars & clubs as a hassle to go to or and would rather just watch a movie or play Monopoly on a Friday night instead.
One in a Suburban Slump usually becomes lame and starts thinking of City bars & clubs as a hassle to go to or and would rather just watch a movie or play Monopoly on a Friday night instead.
Andrew used to love partying in college, but now after he moved to Chicago suburbs, hes in a Suburban Slump and hates going out
by NYChiLA December 15, 2011
Get the Suburban Slump mug.Boy: your parents won't come in.. just suck on it
Girl: well... alright
*sluuuurp*
Boy: well don't give me a slurpee.. they aren't deaf
Girl: well... alright
*sluuuurp*
Boy: well don't give me a slurpee.. they aren't deaf
by Nedus June 11, 2006
Get the Slurpee mug.An extremely homosexual gesture many college students perform. It involves sexual harassment to another male's testicles. To perform a "skurp", curve one's hand slightly upwards and quickly and inconspicuously cup another male's testicles. If a female skurps a male it is considered pleasurable and welcomed by many straight men.
Michael skurped me damnit. I told him that if he does that then I will never speak to him again.
Jordan and Aaron killed some dude that skurped the both of them.
Jordan was getting a lou lou while getting skurped by the same female. He enjoyed it thoroughly.
Jordan and Aaron killed some dude that skurped the both of them.
Jordan was getting a lou lou while getting skurped by the same female. He enjoyed it thoroughly.
by danklewankle June 15, 2007
Get the skurp mug.1) Vaginal sex with a bitch on her period and making her suck the blood off your cock after you have had your way with her.
2) Punch a ho in the mouth, preferably knocking out a couple of teeth, and make her blow you while she is bleeding from the mouth.
2) Punch a ho in the mouth, preferably knocking out a couple of teeth, and make her blow you while she is bleeding from the mouth.
by Shad May 10, 2004
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Get the slurping cox mug.Frozen banana chunks are combined in the blender with light cream and rum, and served with dried banana chips for garnish. Serve it chilled and then chuggit.
by Quint^ August 22, 2008
Get the Banana Slurpee mug.After finishing up with a 'slurpy' suck session, you blow on your favorite girl's face then proceed to spray explosive diahrea in her general direction.
by A. Flaming Shitbag October 14, 2006
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