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mongolian skeet shooter

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!
by whough March 10, 2022
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Skeet

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. The Skeets are out full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.
by tjamnz May 19, 2024
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no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
by reaganaut October 7, 2011
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Skeet

“Get the skeet out of here janice!”
“How did that Carnival Cruise get the skeet out of here and we’ve been turning on a dime for 2 hours?”
by YosoyJack December 28, 2017
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Skeets

Skeets is a person with an innate ability to be awesome. They have the best jokes and hidden talents and are normally the life of the party. Enjoy being around a Skeets because it doesn't happen everyday. You're a lucky one if you know Skeets.
Skeets was having a blast last night what a great fella.
by Skeetsyg April 10, 2021
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Skeet

The art of ejaculating semen on someone or something.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!??? How u gonna spell a man's name with yo skeet." -Berleezy
by The Great Heir to Penis Man April 24, 2023
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skeeted

Wrong' Jay-Z says "I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat" on Super Ugly 2002
"I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat"
by Streamline04 March 13, 2017
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