skeet sleet

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.

"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"

by bingofuel February 09, 2016

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 07, 2011

Keto skeet

When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 18, 2020

Jet-Skeet

When riding a Jetski with two or more males sitting nuts on butt

Please get your arms off me Chad , its bad enough we have to Jet-skeet.

by E1lipsis... March 03, 2019

skeet flea

Another colorful way to describe a Cotch Goblin, I mean kid, who’s acting like a degen.

If Randy can’t get a handle on his Skeet Flea I’m gonna step in.

by WeeFinnegan July 03, 2021

Invite me to skeet

Probably the most used sentence in hvh scene. It stands for invite me to gamesense.pub (Previously called skeet.cc).

Most nn's say this sentence all the time cause they think they will actually get invited to gamesense.

Skeeter: OMG SKEET IS THE BEST CHEAT!!!
NN with otcv3: Invite me to skeet
Skeeter: hdf nn. Who.ru?
NN with otcv3: Dies of corona virus after 0.000405 Miliseconds

by NotEsoterik June 04, 2022

Skeeted On

Skeeted on-To compliment someone/something

-"Skeeted on"? What does that mean?
-It just means to compliment something.
-Well, Why dont you just say compliment?
-Its just slang. Skeet, Skeeting, Skeeted on...

by bigdoggo911 July 15, 2024