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Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on
Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.
by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009
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snuffaluffagus

When I guy tucks his balls and dick behind his ass cheeks, then bends over. It will look like an elephant if the man is man enough to have a big dick.
Girl 1: omigawd! I opened up my curtains last night and guess what I saw!
Girl 342354: What?!
Girl 1: Peter and his friends pulled a snuffaluffagus right in the window!
Girl 23244111: Eeewwwwwiiieee
by Oprah Whinfrey February 17, 2009
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snuffalarcus

A snuffalarcus is the fucking most amazing little magical creature in all of the universe. It is a mix between a pink flamingo, a trout, lion, baby tiger cubs, one legged bear, and also a t-rex..... If you were wondering it is possible to be a mix of all these wonderful creatures of life... During large animal orgies these creatures are created from little sperm wigglers....... Many other animals may be incorporated in the gene pool of a snuffalarcus, because when the orgie starts no one knows who they are fucking... So when shit gets crazy loads are being blown all over the place..... Overall a snuffalarcus owns little babies who have not developed the ability to have boners.... Word to your mother....
Jessica: Whoa did you see that fucking magical creature over there

Ben: Yeah babe thats a mother fucking SNUFFALARCUS, only the most amazing creature in all of the universe.

Jessica: Your amazing

Ben: Lets go pitch a tent....... Oh yeah sonnnnnnnnnn....
by BSiCe May 8, 2007
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Shuffled

Meaning that at a party if he/she got with a lot of girls/boys, they got shuffled.
Ex. "Man, Josh got shuffled last night."

"OMG! KELSEY GOT SHUFFLED LAST NIGHT!"
by crad3000 April 22, 2009
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turbo shuffle

a sub-branch of the popular underground dance, the melbourne shuffle, also known as the shuffle. the turbo shuffle is perdominantly shuffled to hardstyles music and some other electronica / dance / house musics
only a select few are able to turbo shuffle, however mystery surrounds those few people as they must go through a difficult grading process which wittles the populous down to the very elite allowed to turbo shuffle
Richard: "Dude, Can you turbo shuffle?"
Nathan: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by Turbo Krew May 24, 2008
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Sasquatch shuffle

when you get a girl to lick your taint and when you're about to cum move slightly to fart on her face, while she's confused/shocked you cum on her face and BAM! a sasquatch shuffle
"so this girl's trying to get freaky on me by lickin my taint and I'm like ' nobody one-ups ME!!!!' and then WHAM, sasquatch shuffle"
by b3nzin September 28, 2009
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Two Knuckle Shuffle

The Two Knuckle Shuffle is where a man shoves his 2 knuckles all the way up another man's asshole and starts taking his 2 Knuckles and the other man slowley starts clapping.
Whoa that guy is giving him the Two Knuckle Shuffle!
by Nigton3000 December 5, 2018
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