Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

Shick-Shadeled

Bing drinking so profusely that the thought of consuming any more alcohol makes you vomit.

Pacific Northwest Slang derived from the Schick Shadel style of counter conditioning, which is also known as chemical aversion therapy.

I shick-shadeled myself last night from drinking too many shots of tequila. I never want to drink again.

by knife-xray January 5, 2024

bitwise shaders

a term used by buttmad tech bros who want to confuse their loving, more funny, non tech bro friends

“ Like we could do all games but the drawing ones cause of the bitwise shaders.”

“Bro you’re just acting buttmad.”

by Notbuttmad January 25, 2024

51 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.

I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard

by slantough January 11, 2025

Fukin shades

SI shades that are impossible to install correctly, instructions are shitty, they are shitty Everything is shit

Fuck those Fukin Shades

by Iggywithapop September 15, 2025

Shady Mick Shadester

When a guy is being totally shady for no reason at all and you do not know why but it bothers the hell out of you and they do not have a good explanation for why they were being shady.

When he didnt call back for hours he was being a total Shady Mick Shadester.

by Lainy Baby October 4, 2011

Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.

These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.

by xthexjessx April 19, 2018